One of my professors told me that the most intelligent people are often the saddest and most depressed because they actually understand how shitty the world is.
this girl on my facebook feed has been posting statuses for 8 hours straight all today begging for someone to kill a spider in her bathroom and having several breakdowns in the middle and ranting about how she has no true friends because no one would kill it only to realize that it was a piece of hair and i’m still laughing
• If Barbie were an actual women, she would be 5’9” tall, have a 39” bust, an 18” waist, 33” hips and a size 3 shoe.
• Barbie calls this a “full figure” and likes her weight at 110 lbs.
• At 5’9” tall and weighing 110 lbs, Barbie would have a BMI of 16.24 and fit the weight criteria for anorexia. She likely would not menstruate.
• If Barbie was a real woman, she’d have to walk on all fours due to her proportions.
• Slumber Party Barbie was introduced in 1965 and came with a bathroom scale permanently set at 110 lbs with a book entitled “How to Lose Weight” with directions inside stating simply “Don’t eat.”
The last one…wow!
I’d love to sit there and just drink my tea, listening to the rain
I’d love to have sex there and listen to the rain between moans
there are two kinds of people
Atleast some one believes in me. Thank you. :)
april 26, 2013 -11th month namin. at the same time farewell sa condo.
party starts at 10 they say. and so it did. to make the long story short, at around 3am tulog time na, separate yung girls sa boys.
so it’s us girls sa room and them boys sa other room.
the following morning.
josh: P*******A! sibelle! si yung boyfriend mo! dba dito siya sa itaas ntulog?
josh: GRABE! *&^%$#$%^&*$! Kgabi magkatabi kami, eh gising pako. hinawakan niya yung kamay ko, hindi ko lang pinansin, tapos bigla niya kong niyakap, ngulat ako, sabay sabing “sibelle” P********A! sabay tayo ko, lumabas nlang ako, nag cr, pag balik ko sa sahig nlang ako ntulog. ang lakas ng tama ni heron!
good times! Good times. :”»